Pancake abortion
when you’re making pancakes and you drip a small glob of mix on the griddle, but instead of making a baby pancake with it, you just wipe it off, thereby ruthlessly murdering what could have been a bite-sized treat or a whole meal for a small child in a third world country.
“dude! you totally just had a pancake abortion! i would have adopted that if you didn’t wanna eat it.”
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