Panchoism
panchoism was originally developed by 5 western prophets who travelled to venezuela and founded the religion based upon their ultimate leader and spiritual guide,the great harvester himself,don pancho. originally a simple farmer from the foothills of the andes, don pancho discovered that enlightenment centred around the trinity of oats, milk and sugar – and only by grasping these key concepts can man discover his destiny. panchoism is still in its infancy – a closely guarded secret amoungst a small sect in peterborough.
jim : hey richard, you wanna go grap some pancakes for breakfast?
richard : sorry jim, breakfast is a holy time for me, i must consume my porridge, giving thanks to the don for his work.
jim : oh sorry mate, i forgot. afterwards do want to go and lock pedro’s dog in the gym?
richard : sure, panchoism says nothing against animal abuse. see you at 10?
jim : great!
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