panda hole
to harvest the ear wax of your female partner, smear it under her eyes, then administer a chinese shrinky d-nk, which will cause her to cry, mixing her mascara with the ear wax, causing her to look like a panda. then force feed her bamboo shoots.
on my wedding night, i plan on giving my new bride a panda hole.
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