pandasexual
a person who is unwilling to be intimate with another. this could be either because they don’t care, don’t know how, or are just too lazy.
“so i went over his house tonight by myself, made a move and nothing happened. i don’t think he likes me.”
“no, he really does. he’s just a pandas-xual.”
having no s-x drive or s-xual orientation whatsoever.
person #1: does so and so like boys or girls?
person #2: neither. they’re pandas-xual.
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