pandeism

the moast awesome religion that states that g-d set the universe into motion by becoming the universe.

universe = god
“yo, homies, you guys want to go the the unitarian sermon on campus tonite?”

“nah, g, i’m all ‘pandeism’ now.”

“‘pandeism?'”

“yeah, boyeeeeee, g-d set it into motion, and he is what’s in motion.”

“man, you b the one with the emotion.”
a group of religions similar to pantheism, but with a deist outlook on the nature of g-d. pandeists believe that g-d is immanent in the universe – basically that g-d is everything and everything is g-d (or gods and goddesses, depending on the particular religion). however, unlike pantheism, g-d is not a concious or active being, but non-personal or non-interventory.
it is different to panentheism or panendeism, which believe that even though g-d is immanent in the universe, he also transcends it (exists outside of it partly).
oh ignore him, he’s a pandeist – he sees the divine in a pinecone even.

i never said nature has a soul or conciousness – you need to read up on pandeism to understand.

hinduism is not pandeistic – it’s panentheistic.
a group of religions similar to pan-theism, but with a deist outlook on the nature of g-d. pan-deists believe that g-d is immanent in the universe – basically that g-d is everything and everything is g-d. however, unlike pan-theism, g-d is not a conscious or active being, but non-personal and non-interventory.

diffs from panen-theism/panen-deism, which believe that even though g-d is immanent in the universe, he also transcends it (exists outside of it partly). also spelt pandeism.
oh ignore that dude, he’s a pan-deist – he sees the divine in a pinecone even.

i never said that nature has a soul or conciousness – you need to read up on pan-deism to understand.

hinduism is not pan-deistic; it’s panen-theistic.
a religion invented by people who live on the internets which melds the most depressing bits of pantheism and deism, which basically says that g-d is dead, and we are insects feasting on his dead flesh, but at the end of time, g-d will rise from his death, and all that exists will be crushed into nothing, becoming mere misty water-color memories in the shadows of g-d’s mind.
you know what, i don’t have to listen to a d-mn thing you say because i’m into pandeism, so nothing matters to me anyway
combining all religions into one.
some people don’t have any particular religion – they just pick the best parts of all religions and make it into one pandeism.