Pandemic Perfume
purell hand sanitizer. used to ward off h1n1 aka the swine flu. the smell of purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.
“man, i just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was pandemic perfume! with h1n1 sweeping across the country, i think everyone is wearing it!”
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