Panic Baby


a first born baby, born to a woman in her mid to late thirties, a clear sign that she has panicked that her biological clock is running out, and so she must get preganant soon.
“did you hear sarah is pregnant? total panic baby, she’s 38”

“urgh, i’m gonna be 35 on my next birthday. do you think it’s time for a panic baby?”

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