panic fart


a fart that slips out due to loss of control due to panic.
gaz let a right ripper go in the cl-ssy restaurant when he thought lee was going to finish the wine and went to grab it. ‘was that a panic fart?’ asked ian. ‘i think so’ said gaz

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