panic monkey braking


when on/in a moving vehicle and there is a very sudden unexpected need to stop quickly, panic monkey braking occurs. this is the kind of braking where there is a cold sweat generated that drips (usually down your b-ttcrack) that you don’t feel until after you are past the incident (-ssuming you didn’t hit whatever it was that you were braking to avoid).
i was riding my triumph street triple in lincoln park at night yesterday when a stealthy 200 pound dog bolted out into the street in front of me between two cars! panic monkey braking ensued, and i was able to avoid hitting him, but i -will- need a new set of underwear.

Read Also:

  • Catchalata

    see or meet up with you in a bried while. catchalata @ig80!~!

  • caucasian waterfall

    when your girl is taking a p-ss and you p-ss between her legs at the same time. “i gotta go pee,” said jaquinta “sh-t, so do i,” said desean. “together?” jaquinta inquired. “you mean a caucasian waterfall?? h-ll yea!” desean replied.

  • Cauco

    racist slang for a caucasian person. those caucos are ruining this country.

  • dar hey

    a person who resides in wisconsin and enjoys a case of blue ribbon beer, ice fishing, nascar, and cheese products. known for saying, “hey dar, hey.” “i heard a bunch of dar hays got hurt this weekend when they tried ice fishing from their pick up truck.”

  • Darkside of The Samurai

    the master of the dark, hard and exteme s-x. he is a bl–dy -ssasin, killer, and a rapist. he rapes fighting girls like chun li and lesbian girls. after raping a girl he kills them leaving a great blood sign along his way. his physical form is like katsu from samurai x. he is more […]


Disclaimer: panic monkey braking definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.