Panic Pete
giving your p-n-s the appearance of being fully hard by squeezing the bottom part of it, mostly used in an effort to make v-g-n- insertion easier. named after the squeeze toy, panic pete.
chad: i got too cross faded and didn’t get it all the way up, so i had to panic pete the prostie.
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