panic queef


the act of becoming incoherrently nervous thus producing stuttering speech and uncontrollable v-g-n-l vibrating and farting.
our -ssistant, mariana, just got a 75 year old h-m-s-xual pervert’s social security number wrong for the 7th time. as i was yelling at her she began to stammer and panic queef.

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