Panigasm
a panigasm occurs during deep copulation as the hour strikes midnight, and the garage door opens to the sound of, ‘honey, i’m home!’ while simultaneously c-mming and gasping with horror, you pull out and accidentally c-m all over said girl, new sheets, innocent pet, or all of the above.note: true panigasm happens on parent’s bed.
i was enjoying the fruits of my gay p-rn, when my favorite thai boy toy screen idol and wife’s emergence from the door coincided. i instantly had a panigasm all over my wife’s horrified face, hands, and frozen pork dumplings in the trader joe’s bag.
late one evening at the office, my slim secretary was polishing the better part of myself under my mahogany desk, when my girlfriend decided to surprise me with my favorite dollar dumplings. i screamed silently as my panigasm shoved me further into my secretary’s mouth, b-mping her head violently underneath my desk.
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