Pankow’s Law
if currently employed, upon accepting a new job, the time between leaving one’s old job and starting the next should be maximized and fully enjoyed, as it is totally worry-free.
“dude, i just put in my two weeks at cubicles inc. i’m leaving on the 10th, and starting at spreadsheets corp. on the 11th.”
“seriously? what about pankow’s law?”
“awwwwww f-ck. i better tell sc that i came down with that 6-week long disease that’s been going around.”
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