panning


slang for masturbation. named for a legendary masturbator who rumor has it panned for four hour straight furiously.
-knock knock-
-shuffling noise-
dude ed went home for the weekend. allen is so panning in there.
a better way to soak someone during a water fight.
lizzy loves panning people in the face.
the act of being extremely clingy, even to the point of latching onto your significant other’s arm. usually found in women.
yeah, i slept with her last night and now she’s totally panning me!
she hasn’t left you alone for a minute.
hitting another over the head with a pan, not physically, but mentally
busdriver: “larry dunn, you better sit your -ss down and cut this mess out. i know you don’t want to start panning on folks, do you? not with what i know ’bout your momma”.

excerpt from watsons go to birmingham

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