pant dick


n. the fold in someone’s pants or shorts that makes it look like their d-ck is sticking out.
“hey, spence! you look h-rny, you want to go f-ck?”

“nah, i’m too burt reynolds for that. these jeans just give me major pant d-ck.”

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