pant moustache


m-ff spillage. not so much down the leg as over the waistband. unruly f-nny wire.
“in parliament today, anne widdecombe gave john prescott a lingering dutch wink revealing a pant moustache like noel gallagher’s eyebrow.”
a hairy moustache poking outside of the pant area.
how was your swim?

it was great except for the old lady in the changing rooms with the fluffy pant moustache. she needs to wax.
the furry bit that escapes the knickers and creeps down the leg of one who does not trim their bush

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