pants call


an outgoing cellular phone call, typically made inadvertantly from within one’s pocket, but also from handbags (purses), being sat upon, etc.
dude, what’s up? yesterday you called me, like, 8 times in a row, and every time i picked up, you were just, like, “voop, voop, voop, voop, voop”. oh, and there was some background noises too, like a bunch of b-tches being bored to death.

oh, yeah. i haven’t figured out how to lock my new phone yet, so every time i stick it in my pocket, it makes pants calls. costs a friggin’ fortune.

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