pants crisis


1. freaking out over something stupid
2. when a male has a “situation”
3. p–ping or peeing one’s pants
“it’s not rocket-science, so don’t have a pants crisis!”
“tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway.”
“pants crisis on aisle two!”

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