pants meat
meat that was kept in a person’s pants for a period of time. usually acquired through shoplifting supermarkets and grocery stores.
the suspect was searched by the manager at the store entrance. they found two packs of ribs and a pack of steak concealed in the legs of their pants. now what was he gonna do with all that pants meat?
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