pants porpoise


human p-n-s; so called for the in and out action during coitus, supposedly like the breaching and plunging of a dolphin
“dude. vera will be swimming with the pants porpoise tonight, bro!”
“dude! really?”
“yup. she’s finally giving up that poonanny, dude.”
“right on, dude.”

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