pants purgatory


when you’re trying to lose weight and your fat pants fall down, but your skinny pants don’t fit yet. you’re between pants. you’re in pants purgatory.
“yeah, i went to lunch today at subway so i could get skinny like jared. my pants fell down and i was hanging brain right there in line while i was picking out sandwich toppings. being in pants purgatory sucks.”

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