pants runner
someone who aides in the pulling up of the pants in a geriatric facility. generally only needed only when the resident is hard to handle or there has been a code brown(accident resulting in fecal matter in the pants)
rhonda and lori, cnas, are changing elsie’s messy pants when they find a code brown.
rhonda: oh no!
elsie: i’m going to knock the h-ll out of you!
lori: i think we’re going to need a pants runner. (goes into the hall to find donna to help wipe and pull up the clean pants)
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