Pants splitter


when someone is standing in front of a large crowd, for example giving a report, and gets a huge b-n-r which either splits through a weak pair of underwear, and goes through a already open zipper, or also breaks through the pants. it can also include repeated unstoppable c-mming on the front row of the crowd.
it was so embarr-ssing when jake got that pants splitter when he was reading his report

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