Panty Soaker


a man who, by his appearance alone, will cause a woman to want to have s-x with him. a true panty soaker knows he is a panty soaker and treats women accordingly – meaning since they are aquired cheaply they have little or no value and can be easily discarded.
steve is a real panty soaker. women are attracted to him like moths to a flame.
a person whose appearance and demeanor pleases a wide variety of women to an overwhelming degree, so much so that many of these women will “soak their panties”. true panty soakers will continue to keep these women aroused and, when engaging in intercourse, will bring these women to -rg-sm and satisfaction. false panty soakers may be exciting to women at first but, through rude or awkward behaviors and actions, will end the panty soaking effect, possibly resulting in bodily harm to their person. some panty soakers may also appeal to males of a proper inclination.
nancy: oh my god, look at that guy, jo ann!
jo ann: -gasp!- he’s gorgeous!
ted, a male panty soaker: h-llo, ladies. my name is ted. may i buy you both drinks?
nancy: yes, you may!
jo ann: i got a drink for you right between my legs!
nancy: jo ann, what the f-ck?!!

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