panzerschrecking


defecating and puking at the same time.
“so we go get breakfast at the diner and i am a wreck. i have never been this nervous in my life. i can barely eat, i’m shaking, i’m freaked out. i keep watching the door. eventually i decide i have to go to the bathroom because i’ve wigged myself out so badly i think i’m gonna puke and p–p myself. so i pop in a stall and sit down so i can p–p. which i do. at the same time i start puking.”

my friends and i call this panzershrecking, because it’s blowing out of both ends.

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