pap baffle
the placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces h-tting the water
god d-mn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge’s, lay down a pap baffle!
this is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.
wife: you took ages, you must have had a m-ssive poo. any splash back?
husband: no darling don’t worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
wife: you’re a clever lad!
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