when your daddy makes a living by scooping up dog sh*ts in the local park. whether they be fresh, crusty, slippery or full of corn kernels, this w*nker collects them and off sells.
my dad can’t drive me to yours because he is too busy sh*t scr*ping, hes a papa poo scooper.
they’re in marching band >marching band. they are awesome at stuff. they suck at telling riddles. they are badd at speling. you’re such a hoolihan
bar fly crack addict that old lady is a bfca!
a person who throws away perfectly good silver ware, s*xual deviate womanizer type who enjoys while wearing a kids batman costume to m*st*rb*t* in. will betray friends dude are dish washer is loricing it up again, give him pennis cakes tonight.
convulse means to squeeze or tighten, sometimes in s*x “i was right there and her p*ssy convulsed around my finger”