paparazzi pouch
makeshift infant c-rs-at, i.e. one’s lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. sp-wned from the dippy mother of invention herself, britney spears. illegal everywhere except in the state of denial.
“quick! aunt ethel’s got the camera! throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let’s get outta here!”
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