Papelboner
the excited feeling you get when red sox releiver john papelbon comes in to save a game in the ninth
oh man, he struck out the side again, i have a full fledged papelb-n-r right now
1. n. the insanely large erection you get when jonny paps comes into the game with a 1 run lead in the 9th inning.
2. v. the act of totally sh-tting on somebody.
1.oh f-ck dude that papelb-n-r just tore through my boxers.
2. the red sox are totally gonna papelb-n-r the yanks tonight
Read Also:
- Phi Khak
a common abbreviation for members of the phi kappa psi fraternity. hot chick 1 – “hey, what house is that awesome guy in?” hot chick 2 – “oh, he’s a phi khak. i want to eff him.”
- Phizer
phizer is the midichlorian of awesomeness within every living thing. much like how midichlorians link a person to the force this links us to the awesome. it’s the same awesome the fonz used to turn a jukebox on while hitting it. that is the way of the phizer, the awesome. but with every good phizer […]
- Phone Proxy
a pbx phone system or asterisk server running in a remote location to serve as an anonymous relay to yourself and the person you are calling via telephone i just used a phone proxy from proxyservices.com and called in a bomb threat to the school, hope they dont turn my docs over to the feds! […]
- Scuzzlebutting
f-lch-ng in the -n-s, or during -n-l s-x when a man -j-c-l-t-s he then pulls out and sucks his semin from his partner’s orafice person 1: d-mn, kelly is kinky. person 2: how? person 1:we were scuzzleb-tting last night.
- secret skin
foreskin. “yea, jenny, most limp dills look the same pretty much unless they still gots that secret skin left on em. that secret skin makes em look like an ant eater or an ardvark.”