Paper Bag Scale


like the normal scale used to rate chicks 1-10, but rated as if there was a paper bag on their head.
“check out that chick with the busted face!”

“whatever that sh-ts like a paper bag 7.”

(aka 7 out of 10 on the paper bag scale)

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