paper fetish
to be so erotically or romantically into an anime or game character that you lose any desire for a real human. called a “paper fetish” because the closest you’ll ever get to action with them is fondling a sheet of paper.
the otaku has a paper fetish, because he turned down a date to jack off to pictures of rei online.
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