paper in plastic
the ridiculous invention of various elderly citizens who think that if their milk spills in a paper bag inside of a plastic bag, their 1955 ford won’t be ruined. also, it is easier to carry/stand up/heavier, all of which are not at all true. a cashier’s worst nightmare.
cashier: “hi, how are you?”
customer: “paper in plastic please, and don’t make it too heavy.”
cashier: eyeroll
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