paper jam panic
jamming the toilet with too much toilet paper at a crowded social gathering causing it to clog and overflow. panic overtakes your senses as you realize there is no plunger in bathroom. you madly scramble for any item in said bathroom to unclog bowl, until finally resorting to a manual bare hand method of removal. use of the decorative towels to sop up the mess. wet fancy towels are shoved under sink to hide them.
tammy had a paper jam panic at the debutante ball when she clogged the bowl with toilet paper and it overflowed sh-t logs and p-ss. she came back to the ball with feces under her nails and toilet paper pieces on her gown.
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