paper mache job
a term used to describe someone so ugly, too ugly even to be a paper bag job – their body is their only redeeming factor. to combat that ghastly predicament, the only suitable act is to create a paper mache mask of someone more attractive and stick it on her misshapen, scabby head so that you can make sweet f-cklove.
woman: you like me? some guys think i’m ugly.
man: nah, your just a paper mache job.
woman: huh?
man nothing. (to bartender) absinthe please.
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