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“charchie” refers to the shipping of cheryl blossom and archie andrews in riverdale. although the ship hasn’t happened yet, we hope it will. me: do you ship charchie? everyone: cheryl and archie belong together! 10/10 endgame!
the act of living your life exactly opposite of your church teachings. did you see brother harold cussing his neighbor yesterday? kinda weird for a sunday school teacher, what a smyrnacrite!
- chocolate elephant
to undertake in s-xual activity with chocolate at breakfast. this can be done with a partner or alone. it was coined by the actress louise stewart on twitter. i’m sorry, i had a chocolate elephant for breakfast!
- pyjama punk
when you love your local punk rock community, but from the comfort of your cosy warm bedroom. pyjama punks prefer cups of tea to beer, social media to protests and sleepovers to gigs. i just found a new jacket at the second hand shop, so i’ve bought some studs and i’m getting a bunch of […]
- t*ttie recon
when a male surrept-tiously checks out a female’s br–sts. bruce: did you see the b–bs on that blonde? gary: h-ll yes!!! i was doing some major t-ttie recon!!