paradox-absorbing crumple zones
what robot santa’s head was built with in futurama
leela: consider this. you destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.
robot santa: nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
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