paradoxashit
taking a dump on your own chest.
it is near impossible.
jet lee can do it, but he is not proud of it.
1. “that calculus test blew my mind like a paradoxash-t.”
2.
jet lee: i’m not doint it!
friend: come one man, just once, for me.
jet lee: f-ck you.
friend: you’re not the old jet lee i used to know back in college. he used to paradoxash-t all the time, but now with your big movies and millions of dollars, i quess you’re too big to paradoxash-t for and old friend.
jet lee: it’s not like that, man —
friend: no, you’ve made your choice, -sshole -storms out-
-long silence-
jet lee’s turtle: i still love you.
jet lee: f-ck you, turtle. f-ck you.
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