Paraguayan Popsicle
first reported on the streets of asuncion, paraguay, this requires a popsicle stick, a cylindrically shaped t-rd, and no shame.
a) take a large, solid sh-t in a box.
b) place a popsicle stick inside the t-rd.
c) seal the ‘popsicle’ inside a ziploc bag and put it in a freezer for 24 hours.
d) take the popsicle out, go to a playground, and offer children your “paraguayan popsicle.”
chef: “hey kids, try this paraguayan popsicle!”
cartman: “awesome thanks chef! ….wait a minute, this tastes like sh-t!”
kenny: “mummummmumumum”
kyle: “haha kenny’s right cartman, you’re r-t-rded!”
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