paramecium
it’s a one-celled critter with no brain, that can’t fly!
peter banning: rufio, if i’m a maggot burger why don’t you eat me! you two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin’ paramecium brain, munchin’ on your own mucus, suffering from peter pan envy!
don’t ask: what’s a paramecium brain?
peter banning: i’ll tell you what a paramecium is! that’s the paramecium! it’s a one-celled critter with no brain, that can’t fly! don’t mess with me man, i’m a lawyer!
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