Paranokia
paranokia
(noun)
a state of anxiety that afflicts cellphone users and results in the following behaviours:
– many people simultaneously checking their phones when a message arrival tone is heard. generally occurs in a public/crowded place.
– frequent checking that keylock is enabled and that a phone isn’t accidentally pocket dialing someone, especially if that person is currently being gossiped about
– constantly checking for new text messages or emails, even though you haven’t heard or felt one arrive since you last checked
– having left your phone behind at home or the office, the feeling of absolute certainty that you are missing vitally important messages and/or booty calls
having once accidentally pocket dialed the boyfriend of the girl he was having backseat s-x with, jeff’s paranokia ensured that he switched his phone off during subsequent engagements.
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