Paranormal Immunity
the special type of protection to x-files-like phenomena that comes from being a skeptic, educated, or atheist person. people with paranormal immunity have a special ability for finding rational explainations for otherwise inexplicable events. they also develop an innate aversion to the phrases “did you hear that?” and “what was that noise?”
“did you hear that noise?” – scared sh-tless friend #1
“oh, shut the f-ck up!” – paranormal immunitee
“dude, don’t go in there, that place is haunted!” – chickensh-t friend #2
“don’t worry, i’ve got paranormal immunity” – paranormal immunitee
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