Paranormal IT activity
information technology under the influence of supernatural forces: when your computer acts up for no apparent reason. some things just cannot be explained.
d-mn! this computer is taking -forever- to save this file and shut down! this must be some paranormal it activity that can sense that i’m in a hurry to get out of the office.
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