Paranormal Pooptivity
a p–p that vanishes so quickly upon toilet entry you question weather you’ve even p–ped at all.
1. scott: “dude, i just laid the longest log and when i looked it was gone!”
2. jason: “paranormal p–ptivity, man!!!”
3. steve: “f-ck! i just felt myself p–p but where is it?! i guess i’ll wipe anyways… g-dd-mn, paranormal p–ptivity…”
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