Parasol
a tool used to protect stupid people from invisible rain. it is most commonly used in hot weather. usually, the hotter the weather, the more likely it is to spot someone using one. if you do, please yell, “it’s not raining, ya douchenozzle!”
oh, dear–is it raining nothing again? better get my parasol out to protect me from the invisible rain that only stupid people can see.
a f-ggoty little umbrella that soft c-cks carry around to protect themselves from the “oh, so harmful” sun.
“oh, be a darling, m’dearest and fetch me my parasol so i can procede to shove my head up my -rs- in the sun where everyone can see”
Read Also:
- krankenstache
when a person takes a b-mp of their favorite powder (usually meth, but can also be cocaine or china white), and some falls on their top lip or mustache. severe cases can resemble a “milk mustache”. pr-nounced like “crank-in-stash”. “bro, wipe off that krankenstache before your girl comes in the room.” “sir, i’m going to […]
- Kristy Lee Cook
american idol season 7 contestant. complete and total hotness. can’t sing worth a d-mn, but she is hot. d-mn! kristy lee cook can’t sing worth sh-t, but i want to put my p-n-s in her mouth.
- krodulent
the term krodulent means so dorky its scary. if somebody makes a very simple mistake, they are therefore very krodulent.
- lazy toucan
following -j-c-l-t–n during b-tts-x, the pitcher will let their equipment go limp, while the catcher farts it out. …and with one final blast of flatulence, we had ourselves a lazy toucan.
- Madam Gazonga
a label used to refer to a woman you work or socialize with that is either a prima donna or has proven themselves to be a royal pain-in-the–ss. in addition to be used as a nick-name for a specific individual it can also be used generically to give a name to a stranger that does […]