Paratard
an oft used nick-name given to one who regularly trolls web forums for attention by posting highly repet-tive condescending political and social beliefs which are a contradiction(s) onto themselves. a paratard is most often encountered within the internets emulation scene.
paratard: “just got my disability check and decided to blow it on bargain bin video games instead of f’in around on the internets or watching bill o’rly on faux news as usual…. i have the rest of the month to do that! btw this country is being ruined by liberal b-ms from california who are just sitting around watching tv while collecting unemployment checks.”
someone who insists that they are better because they knew of paramore before twilight, failing to realise it was already over played before there was talk about a twilight movie. they tend to whine and complain. hate decode (maybe ever airplanes) and feel the need to make it clear that they hate twilight. they’re under the delusion that you can’t be a “true” fan unless you knew of them before twilight. most only know of the band because fuse used to play them every hour back when it was mostly music.
c-ssie: ugh, this chick was listening to decode so i punched her in the face, like really. she ain’t a true fan.
lilly: wow, i didn’t know i was friends with a paratard.
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