parawhore

someone who really loves the awesome band paramore.
you are such a parawh-r-!
a person who is obsessed with paramore, and not just hayley williams or jeremy davies or any other person affiliated with paramore..
parawh-r-s will know the relevance of such terms as ‘paramore is a band’ and ‘love is the movement’
hayley williams: hey to all you parawh-r-s out there!!
a hardcore paramore fan
paramore fan: oh em gee, im such a parawh-r-
randomer: whats a parah-r-?
paramore fan: -le sigh-
randomer: which band member do i have to sleep with to be a parawh-r-?
paramore fan: -slaps randomer-
a parawh-r- is some one who is obsessed and loves the band paramore. therefor, you combine paramore and wh-r- together creating para-wh-r-/parawh-r-
fan: i love paramore so much
randomer:you’re like a parawh-r-

not a very good example but oh well 🙂
a person who is obsessed with the band paramore.
spike: omg i got every single song from paramore on my ipod, have the band tees,& went to their concert.

dorie: stfu you parawh-r-!
a “parawh-r-” is a person who is such a big fan of the band, paramore, that is has been considered by many people as an obsession. “parawh-r-s” will also accept the fact that it is an obsession because it is undoubtedly true. a “parawh-r-” knows every lyric to every song, own all of paramore’s b-sides and live performances, and head band at paramore concerts whenever they can. the word “parawh-r-” derives from the words, “paramore” and “wh-r-“.
brimmy: so, today i was like–
iggy: what?
brimmy: i’m sorry, paramore just twittered so i had to read it.
iggy: you are such a parawh-r-.

brimmy: i have over 160 paramore songs! piano versions, instrumentals, live performances, the b-sides, and obviously, all of the alb-ms.
iggy: why are you such a parawh-r-?

dave: what are you doing?
brimmy: headbanging to paramore, duh. all the parawh-r-s do it.

the person who wrote this definition is a parawh-r-.
a person having an insane and wild obsession for the rock band “paramore”; crushing on all the band members and actually knowing all the lyrics to their songs.
grace: “i think we have an emergency, i think we have an emergencyyyyy, if you think i’m leaving you were wrong, cause i won’t stop holding on!!”
nina: d-mn, you’ve played that same song 17 times!! turn it off!!
grace: no! i like emergency, this one’s one of the best. and hayley’s sooooo f-ckin hawt!
nina: ugh. such a parawh-r-…. -.-

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