Parched Penis


after a long period of not peeing, your next p-ss includes the sensation of your pee tube becoming wet again after a long while of dryness and urine drought.
guy 1: dude, i haven’t peed since i got on the plane.

guy 2: parched p-n-s?

guy 1: most definitely.

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