parental guidance


the presence of a parent or an adult within earshot of a conversation that a teen is having with another teen with a topic they don’t want the adults to know about.
while talking on the telephone:
teen1:”so how was your date with the new hottie from school?”
teen2:”uhm…will tell you about it tomorrow…”
teen1:”oh! so there’s parental guidance there now eh?”
teen2:”yup!”
the act of two lovers having s-x on their parent’s bed.
“we safe s-x under parental guidance”

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