Parentism


somebody who has had or still having their parents run their entire life and they don’t know any better. their parents make every decision for them and influence them in ways you can’t imagine.
-pippen was gonna come to florida with us but his parents said it might be a bad idea because florida is far and g-d forbid something goes wrong, who will he have down there. pippen suffers from the psychological disorder parentism.

-pippen always has a crisp $100 bill folded up in a secret pocket in his wallet for emergencies. his mom and dad taught him that.

-when mike langs friends ask him to come out, he always says he’s busy. he wants to appear that he has a lot of stuff going on in his life so he don’t look like a loser, but his friends know otherwise.

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