parentrition


the inevitable attrition of parental strictness enjoyed by the youngest children in large families.
“they spanked their first child; they gave time-outs to their second child; they negotiated with their third child; most of the time, they have no idea where their fourth child is–it’s a textbook case of parentrition.”

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